THE GRADE 12
DETECTIVE CLUB
THE CASE: KIDNAPPING the SCOTTS and GLORIA - Ep. 1
Graphic Design by
Marilyn Russell / Written by James M. Russell
Copyright ©
2014 James M. Russell, All rights reserved
Keisha wasn’t nervous,
she’d
opened tougher safes than this one but her time allotment for cracking this cube of five inch thick steel was a paltry 6.44 minutes and
Keisha had already used 4.2 minutes of that.
On any other
iPad the hacking program she wrote would probably have taken twelve to fifteen
minutes to open a Brown Ltd., Man Safe Model 1418 with a La Guard Keypad but
the modifications Keisha had made to the Apple processor easily cut that time
in half. Fortunately, the Perp didn't purchase his safe with the Biometric Lock
upgrade. Cutting off his thumb was not only a messy option but likely to get
Keisha kicked out of school.
The beep that signaled
success was soft but loud enough even for Emma, standing twelve feet away by
the study door, to hear it and respond with a whispered, “Awesome!”
Keisha grabbed
the safe’s
chromed handle and twisted. There weren’t many documents inside, and
only three were Excel spreadsheets but conducting a forensic audit wasn't
Keisha's job - she even failed Grade 9 math - so she said "You're up Barbie,"
and handed the documents to Bridgit.
"Keisha!
said Ramu.
"What!"
"People
skills?"
"Whatever."
Bridgit was
oblivious to the unpleasant exchange between her two club-mates as she examined
the documents. Her eyes scanning every line of text, her brain racing. Bridgit
was the club’s genius. Under that tangle of unruly strawberry
blonde hair, mascara, and lipstick was the human version of NASAs
supercomputer.
“Elementary!”
she said softly then placed the sheet face down on the scanning glass of the
Perp’s
. Lexmark printer and pressed the ‘email’ option.
Seconds later Emma, Ramu, Keisha, Janet, Heri, and Bridget - six of the seven
member, James Muir High School Sherlock Holmes Reading Club - reacted with a
turn of their head or shift of their eyes to the sound of a key in the front
door lock.
“Whoops!
Guess Victor's squash game ended a little sooner than usual.”
Bridgit figured
that their Perp, Victor Rockle, knew he had an intruder the moment he noticed
that the burglar alarm was already off because he took the stairs two at a time
and reached the second floor of his split level condo in less than fifteen
seconds. The club members watched as the office door swung open at a cautious
pace. Bridgit was the first person he saw.
"Who the
hell are you and what are you doing in my office?"
Bridgit flashed
him a relaxed smile and replied, "I am Bridgit, pleased to make your
acquaintance but this is only your office until Lieutenant Rezoski of the Major
Crimes Division of our own Metropolitian Police passes this..."
Bridget snatched
the spreadsheet from the scanner.
"...
informative and recently faxed document to the City Prosecutor, who will no
doubt then seize your humble abode as said document, along with other
incriminating evidence, proves that you bought it with the "Profits of
Crime", heroin smuggling in your case, as per Section 67.8 of the Criminal
Code, Amended in 2004."
Bridgit then
said in a contrite tone, "Bugger! That was a run-on sentence wasn't
it?"
"My safe
is..." Victor said but never finished the sentence before his face
contorted with rage and he immediately lunged toward Brigit. Emma gave the
leatherette loveseat a powerful shove with her right knee and Victor performed
a near perfect summersault over its back and hit the floor, head first, with a
loud thud.
Ramu, who was
sitting in a very comfortable, aged leather LazyBoy in the shadow shrouded
north-east corner of Victor's office, said to Emma in a perky tone,
"Dude-ess, those Dead Weight Lifts are really paying off."
Victor stood
weakly, waved his arms in the air, Karate style, then assumed the Cat Stance.
Heri, who sat at
Victor's desk, playing with the stainless steel Rubik's Cube, fountain pen
stand, digital picture frame and other items, glanced up at Victor, flashed his
television host smile then chuckled.
"Really!
There's only one of you and you're really, really old. There's seven of us and
we're young. So put those 'deadly' hands of yours away before my friend...
(Heri motions toward Emma)... and Gold
Gym's Under 21 Body Builder for 2014, rips your arms out of their
sockets."
“Team!
Exit stage left!" Bridgit said then led the other members out, leaving Victor
alone and perplexed. As Heri, the last to leave, passed Victor he said in a
soft almost sympathetic tone, "Dude, you shoulda just said no to
drugs."
{{ }}
On the way out
they passed the billiards room, the two million dollar Cezanne, the Spanish
Marble indoor waterfall and finally reached the mahogany door with the
custom-made brass horse head knocker. Kaseka was waiting in the roundabout
outside the condo building's lobby and they all piled into to his 1885, silver, Jaguar Vanden Plas, a nearly five ton vehicle they lovingly refer to
as ‘Juggernaut’.
“I
guess from the smug expressions on your faces that everything went as planned.”
“Brilliantly
Watson. Brilliantly,” Bridgit said in a British accent so perfect that it
would put a BBC news reader to shame.
“I
would have loved to see the expression on his face," Kaseka said.
“Have
seen …
not see …
past tense not future perfect," Janet replied.
“Miss
English teacher! Will you lighten up! School’s out!”
“You
think we can bill our client at our premium rate because it’s
after 5 pm?”
“Oh
Ramu, is that all you think about is billing and accounts receivables”?
“Yes.
One of us has to,” Ramu said as he buckled his seatbelt.
“Well
I’d
much rather think about getting Eric Woo alone and tearing off his….”
“Keisha!”
“Wha’d
I say?”
“What
is wrong with you girlfriend! Did you accidentally take your mother's menopause
pill instead of your Ritalin?”
"Can we get
going?" Janet, sitting in the back seat, said in weak gasps.
All the members
turned toward her.
"You having
an attack?" Bridgit asked.
"Forget
your puffer again?" asked Ramu.
"Just
drive," Janet said to Kaseka then added with difficulty, "I have
promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.”
“Robert
Frost, 1874 to 1963.” Kaseka said immediately then turned the ignition to
'on'. But the starter whined, turned the engine over once, then died.
A chorus of
moans filled the Jag’s interior.
“Kaseka,
when are you gonna take this heap to the repair shop?”
“Or
the junk yard,” Emma said with her usual degree of sarcasm.
“About
the same time one of you gets your drivers license AND a car. Soooo until that
happens…”
“Boots
on the ground Ladies and Gentlemen!” Emma announced then flung
open her door. All thje members climbed out of the Jag, except Kaseka, who
remained behind the wheel.
"Not you
o'breathless person.” Bridgit said then barked, ”Kaseka!
Out! Janet, you drive."
Kaseka and Janet
did as they were told and all the members moved to the Jag's rear and prepared
to push.
"Second
gear... clutch in... wheels straight ahead," Kaseka called out to Janet.
"OK team.
Engage shoulders and thighs and puuuuuuusssssh!" Emma commanded. But the
Jag had only moved a few inches when Bridgit shouted, "NOOOO!"
straightened and stared at the fingers of her left hand.
"What?"
Keisha asked.
"My
nail!"
The other
member's rolled their eyes and once again prepared to push.
"Bridgit!"
Emma barked.
"One two
three - push!"
Amid the
grunting and contorted expressions, Keisha, asked Kaseka, "Seriously! How
much does this thing weight?"
“1796.22
kilograms or 3960 pounds for you metric-phobes.”
“That
a word?”
Janet's said
breathlessly from the driver's seat spoke, “No but... the English...
language is a.... fluid and transformative. Its history is littered... with
instances of new... words, many of them... lifted from the foreign langu…”
“Thanks Dr. Dictionary!”
Heri said under his breath.
“I
heard that Puzzle Nerd" Janet shouted.
“Dr.
Dropout!”
Heri replied.
“Witch worshipper!"
“Guys!
Zip it!" shouted Bridgit, "Could we just push! I’d
like to be in my bed when my mother comes to wake me up for school.”
The members
resumed pushing in earnest, building up quite a bit of speed.
Finally Emma
called out to Janet, “I’m assuming that you are
waiting until we reach, what? Light speed before you finally pop the clutch?”
Just then the
Jags rear wheels locked for a moment then the car took off. Leaving the
'propulsion team' standing in the road, exhausted and relieved.
Janet slammed on
the Jag's brakes, shifted into the passenger seat and all the members piled in.
Then When Kaseka floored the accelerator, the Jag’s twin tailpipes sputtered
briefly before the cylinders cleared their throats and the Jag roared off down
the road.
“You
complete the required reading for tomorrow?” Kaseka asked.
“Absolutely,
what was it again?” Emma replied.
“Hound
of the Baskervilles, Chapter 3,” shot back Kaseka.
“Oh
yeah.”
“Emma!
If Mr. Sheppard gets wind that the John Muir Sherlock Holmes READING club does
anything other than READING then we can all kiss our graduation goodbye.”
"Chill Jag
Watson. I’ve got this under control.”
“Just
Watson will do,” Kaseka replied.
The members fell silent, then remained in that state until Emma turned to Bridgit and asked, “So what's our next case O' Great Leader?”
The members fell silent, then remained in that state until Emma turned to Bridgit and asked, “So what's our next case O' Great Leader?”
Bridgit smiled
then paused before she answered - just for dramatic effect
"Amber Alert was issued about an hour ago. Six year old kid and her Grandparents have been missing for three days and we're going to find them."
"Amber Alert was issued about an hour ago. Six year old kid and her Grandparents have been missing for three days and we're going to find them."
"Outstanding!"
replied Ramu.
END OF EPISODE ONE
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